By Peter Quinn
Peter Quinn is a Dublin barber with a prepared ear for a superb tale. This quirky choice of exchanges together with his consumers variety from humorous to eye starting, masking every little thing from the elements and the financial system to the autumn of the church and the spiralling fee of NAMA. but every one story is as person because the shopper and his hairstyle.
Customer: “Soccer won't ever take off in the USA; it’s simply not likely to happen!”
Barber: “I heard a quote in a film “Americans won't ever embody soccer!”"
Customer: “Who stated that?”
Barber: “Homer Simpson within the Simpsons Movie!”
Female Barber: (approaching a consumer within the ready region) “you know how you usually supply me a fiver tip?”
Customer: (A little shocked) “Yea?”
Female Barber: “Well may there be any likelihood i may get an improve, it’s only one of the women goes out for our sandwiches and i've no money!”
Customer: “I’m a clear wall upkeep engineer.”
Barber: “What is that?”
Customer: “I fresh the home windows on the airport”